One More Drink
 

I was sitting there, enjoying the view 
Minding my own, having a few
Then you walked by, caught my eye…   
I leaned over and tried to say hi 
But then I fell off that ole bar stool…
And acted just like a fool
 
One more drink and I'll leave this bar
One more drink, man, where's my car
One more drink, and I'll kick some ass
One more drink, and I'll be smokin’ grass
One more drink, and I'll find me a girl
One more drink, I then I'll conquer the world
Hey, hey …….one more drink


So I dusted myself off of that floor
No need to cuss, because I've been there before
So I jumped up, threw down my hat
Looked around and said, who did that
You were looking quite confused
But everyone in the bar was amused
 
One more drink and I'll leave this bar
One more drink, man, where's my car
One more drink, and I'll kick some ass
One more drink, and I'll be smokin’ grass
One more drink, and I'll find me a girl
One more drink, I then I'll conquer the world
Hey, hey …….one more drink


 
Well right about then, I hit a brick wall
Come to find out, it was your boyfriend Paul
But he didn't look confused
And I don’t think he was amused
You gotta know just when to say when
Or you could end up in the Mexican pen
 
One more drink and I'll leave this bar
One more drink, man, where's my car
One more drink, and I'll kick some ass
One more drink, and I'll be smokin’ grass
One more drink, and I'll find me a girl
One more drink, I then I'll conquer the world
Hey, Hey …….one more drink